George W. Bush (georgewbush) wrote,
George W. Bush
georgewbush

Dear America,
Being the 43rd president in this land of the free, I have come to decide that cheese should be our national food. Now I am aware that in Houston where I grew up, all we ever ate was corncake and grits, but cheese is a very wonderful thing. Let's make today Cheese Day- wait.. I can't do that? Well fuck this. I'm gonna go eat some cheese now.


Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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