George W. Bush (georgewbush) wrote,
George W. Bush
georgewbush

Dear America,
It has come to my attention that society has been falling apart. Someone has brought to my attention that I have a problem with my body odor. Others would say that I just smell unique. It's interesting because I always thought it was everyone else that smelled so awkward.

I have a craving for a young intern. I must escape to the Oval Office now. That is all.

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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