George W. Bush (georgewbush) wrote,
George W. Bush
georgewbush

Dear America,
Today being my birthday and all, I will try my best not to be an asshole if you try not to be mean to me. I only wince in pain at the thought of what my wife has to offer me this evening for my birthday. I wish Marilyn Monroe was still alive to sing Happy Birthday to me.. That is all.

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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