I would like to make Memorial Day free ice cream day but the ice cream companies won't let me. Sorry, I tried. I really wanted one of those red, white, and blue popsicles but I didn't have enough money. You'd think they'd give it to me for free since I'm so damn cool. But no, the poor kids wouldn't give it to me. So I'm thinking about asking Dick to talk to congress about it. I'll keep you updated.
George W. Bush