George W. Bush (georgewbush) wrote,
George W. Bush
georgewbush

Dear America,
Today I woke up next to my fat wife and she said to me "Good Morning Mr. President" and I thought to myself, 'holy shit, I'm the president of the United States, I'm sleeping on satin, next to a cow that takes up more room than I do.. and I just realized that I am the most unlucky man in the world!'
Oh to be the Governer of Texas again..

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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